Witty Quotes

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
- Anonymous

Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
- Anonymous

The more you know, the less you need to show.
- Anonymous

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
- Anonymous

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
- Anonymous

If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
- Ann Landers

Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
- Appius Claudius

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer.
- Albert Einstein

If you think education is expensive, try Ignorance.
- Andy McIntyre

If you can't convince them, confuse them.
- Harry S Truman

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
- Shakespeare

All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
- Samuel Butler

'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
- Samuel Johnson

Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
- W. Edwards Deming

Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.
- Winston Churchill