Management training in 3 steps
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Course One -
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson -
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.

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Course Two -
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.

Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the
tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
the tree.

Management Lesson -
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Course Three -
A ittle bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While t was lying there,
a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
ralize how warm it was . The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson - 3
(a) Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy.
(b) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.
(c) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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This ends your two-minute management course.

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