LIFE??

Life? wad's tat? can't really understand it 4 the past 18yrs..
life sux.. BIG TIME!! lifr is so sianz.. dunno wad lies ahead..
wad and how to do.. how and who to spend ur day wit..
frenz all like shit.. i've truely understand the true meaning of fren..
call u when they r free..
ask u out when they r sian..
tok to u nicely when need help..
help u when they r only free and gotnothing else better to do..
backstab u when u r not around..
can't wait 4 u go die..
etc..
u should noe..
btw i'm not saying i'm not 1 of those.. i'm 1 of them to
be truthful.. tat's life.. ain't it?
so wad's life? i tink its slp.. cos it takes up 1/3 of ur life..
8 hrs a day.. 56 hrs a wk........
arghhhhh.... tat's life...
and next?? hmmmm... eat..... 2hrs a day... 14hrs a wk...
1/10 of life.. we r eating..
arggghhhghhgghh..
somebody shoot mi........................................

Term-Break
hey guys.. aft tis wk.. its gonna be my term break..
not exactly a break 4 me though.. got to do project..
so on and so for.. it's the same every semester..

So have ur term break starts liao? any good suggestions
of things to do during tat break?

Stupid Time-Table
hey guys..
i'm sure by now u would have got the news of changing of sch term..
and boy.. my last semester starts at 20th of Dec 2004..
can somebody pls tell mi i'm wrong?
OMG!!!
sch finished early = early hell in NS!!
so sian.. how unfair can u get??
LIFE IS JUX A PIECE OF SHIT!!
how true can it be?
its damn true...
Haiz~

HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER

1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call call
each other Laurie, Linda, Liz and Barb.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each
other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20,even
though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none
will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar
of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children.
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and
romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.


AND FINALLY...
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An
earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede
their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the
husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

how true can u get??

hey guys..long time nv actually wrote something for my blog liao..
i've jux look thru my friendster.. it brought abt many things to mi..
it's kinda funny.. my pri sch fren is actually my fren bf.. It's a small world after all..
the sad thing though.. is tat i saw someone's testimonal.. he's my fren back in sec sch days..
not now anymore.. we sort of became enemies.. dun ask mi who he is.. and y..
but i happy tat he's doing well now.. (i regretted wad happened btw us)
and the sadest of all.. i'll got onli 2 testimonals... how sad can u get??
maybe it's becos of my attitude problem? i dunno..
saw many others who got lots of testimonals.. and i muz say.. its veri sincere..
seems like i should have be more friendly.. should i? isn't mi doing jux tat everyday?
God noes..
come to tink of it.. maybe it's becos my name in friendster is misleading...
maybe.. jux maybe..
aniway for those reading tis or wad-so-ever..
sorry 4 wad i've said to u in the past..
sorry 4 wad i've done to u..
life is short..
and u won't get another chance..
but remember..
if u r happy..
i'm happy..
stay positive.. friendly.. live life without regrets..
i'm a living example..
GOD BLESS U..
MaY THE FORCE BE WITH U..

TIME

Time does not heal your pain,
Time only make you used to your pain.

Lee Bai's Poem

(Chinese Version)

Chuang qian ming yue guang

Yi shi di shang shuang

Ju tou wang ming yue

Di tou shi gu xiang




(English Version)

The moon light is pouring down on my bedside

Like white frost spreading on the ground

I look up the bright round moon in the sky

And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown




(Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version)

Bedfront Moon Bright Bright

Think Is Floor White White

Lift Head See Moon Moon

Bow Head Miss Home Home...




(Ah-Beng Version)

Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)

Think Think Go Pang Sai

Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)

BS While Lau Sai




(Latest Reservist Army Version)

Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)

Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)

Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no

breathe)

Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)




(Osama version)

No friend at my side

Think think Bush will fight

Lift head but where to hide?

This time don't know when will die ?




(Bush version)

Can't sleep since that night

Think think where he hide ?

Bomb bomb friends will say I pai

No choice ask them go fly kite

HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE


ARIES MARCH 21 – APRIL 20

Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologise, which makes them easier to forgive.


TAURUS APRIL 21 – MAY 20

You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.


GEMINI MAY 21 – June 29

You are recognised by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.


CANCER JUNE 21 – JULY 21

Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.


LEO JULY 22 – AUGUST 21

If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don’t care about opinions. You don’t like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressingdown can humiliate your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.


VIRGO AUGUST 22 – SEPTEMBER 21

Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don’t quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.


LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 – OCTOBER 22

Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it’s true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.


SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21

Of course you don’t lose your cool. But your very demeanour (manner) projects hauhtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person who try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superflous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.


SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 20

You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.


CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 19

Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.


AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18

You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over yur emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavour to be perfect and socially correct in your behaviour and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation and will be bitter about it for a long time.


PISCES FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20

The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.

So how true is it?

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Oxford Dictionary's latest definition

Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following
words:

* Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

* Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end & a fool on the other.

* Lecture: An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either"

*Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.

* Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

* Conference Room: A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

* Classic: A book which people praise, but do not
read.

* Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to
open their mouth.

* Committee: Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that nothing can be
done together.

* Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

* Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when dead.

* Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.

* Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel
tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

* Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.

* Father: A banker provided by nature.

* Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except
that he got caught.

* Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early.

* Politician: One who shakes your hand before
elections and your confidence after.

* Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you w! ith his bills.

Miss Worlds' Final Questions.

This is what I called creative thinking.
Same question, different answers.
Looking at things from another perspective and what's more...
the Singapore one is very very true...

Question : Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America : Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms America : Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain : Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Spain : Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines : Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Philippines : Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Iran : Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India : Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms India : Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia : Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question : Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore : Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question : How can you say so?
Ms Singapore : It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

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