Time Never Goes Back
I received an email.. after sorting much of my email, I got this story which I think its pretty interesting...
After reading, I could relate my life with the story...Then, do self reflection after having completed reading
this article!
Once upon a time, there was a teacher and his student lying down under a big tree near a big grass area.
Then, suddenly, the student asked the teacher,
Student : Teacher, I'm confused, how can we find our soul-mate? Can you please help me?
Teacher : (Silent for few second, than he answer) Well, it's a pretty hard and easy question.
Student : (Thinking hard) Huh???
Teacher : Look on that way, there are a lot of grass there, why don't you walk there but please never walk backward, just walk straight ahead. On your way, try to find a beautiful grass and pick it up then give it to me. But just one.
Student : Well, ok then... wait for me... (walked straight ahead to the grass field).
A few minutes later...
Student : I'm back.
Teacher : Em, well I don't see any beautiful grass on your hand.
Student : On my journey, I found few beautiful grass, but I thought that I would find a better one, so I didn't pick it up. But I didn't realize that I'm at the end of the field, and I hadn't picked up any. Cause you told me not to go back, so I didn't go back.
Teacher : That's what happened in real life.
What is the message of this story?
* Grass - is people around you
* Beautiful Grass - is people that attract you
* Grass Field - is time
* In looking for your soulmate, please don't always compare and hope that there will be a better one. By doing that, you'll waste your lifetime, cause remember "Time Never Goes Back".
It applies the same in finding your ideal life partner, your suitable career or business, therefore the morale is LOVE & grab hold of the opportunity that you have now, don't waste time!
~There Can Be Only One~
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
Monday, January 12, 2004
Thursday, January 08, 2004
SEX Nightmares~
NIGHTMARE #1
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches
sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally,
the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired
nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend
then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away
at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
NIGHTMARE #2
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was
trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work,
and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what
should I do?" "Oh-I know."
He proceeded to get under the covers and go down
on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in
pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she
climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush
his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his
wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll
wake your mother"
NIGHTMARE #3
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts
feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his
hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would
you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad?
My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we
get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all
sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I
just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her
pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go
ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom
says she can come down herself and do it.
But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
HOw's That??
NIGHTMARE #1
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches
sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally,
the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired
nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend
then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away
at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
NIGHTMARE #2
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was
trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work,
and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what
should I do?" "Oh-I know."
He proceeded to get under the covers and go down
on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in
pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she
climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush
his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his
wife there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"
She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll
wake your mother"
NIGHTMARE #3
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts
feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his
hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would
you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad?
My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we
get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all
sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I
just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her
pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go
ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom
says she can come down herself and do it.
But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
HOw's That??
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