Dirty Jokes!

Subject to M-18

(1)
Question: Why is the '69' position also called the 'smokers position?'
Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.
Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive rather than blood donation?
Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!

(2)
Man 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and say '1st gear, 2nd gear...'"
Man 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my bird inside her and say 'Full tank please'."

(3)
Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble!

(4)
Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer : It's Vagina Inn because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant who must leave his 2 baggages outside!

(5)
Two prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".
Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!
Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!

(6)
A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got off the
hospital bed, slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to do
it doggy style!"

(7)
A man went to the chemist to buy Viagra.
The Chemist said that it would be useless. The man said, "I am 70, sex is
out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes."

(8)
"Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this?"
"The truth is that she has a big mouth!"

(9)
Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay, I will turn you into a sanitary pad."

(10)
Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb."
"No, momma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured
me of that illness that I used to have every month!"

How was it??