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sorry my blog is down..
will be back soon..
enjoy the music..
Qing tian -- Jay Chou.

got back my results.. 2Dist 4As 1B.. not veri satisfied... though many would have disagreed..but i expected more..haiz~ slack too much during study break..den now not happy...tat's life.. always regret when it's over... haiz~ today's 1st of Dec... stilll got 30+ days b4 sch starts... so sian... get it over soon.. den when it's over... den i'll complain again... haha.. dunnoe y i like tat... muz be i idiot... dunnoe wad i'm typing... typing for the sake of typing.. living for the sake of living.. haiz~ life really sucks... gimme a break...

GEMINI MAN

A man in this Zodiac has a thin long and proportional face.
He has a high forehead and very cleaver.
He looks like he can not stand or sit still, a very fast person.
His nose is just right in size, thin lips, talk fast and very talkative. He can think faster than he talks, but once he start talking, he will talk non stop as if god has gifted him with that special talk machine mouth.

He likes to cut his hair short and he is very athletic. He is a tall, slim and every movement of his is "Fast" or nearly
call "Hyperactive".
He has a long fingers and always tapping on table or moving his finger as if he is trying to grab something.
He is the type who will write or scribble on paper, he never stay still. His hair always well comb or neat.
He will spent a long time to comb his hair.

He will keep his manicure and pedicure clean.
He is a well dress and clean guy, so if you like cleanliness, you will love him.
He will keep all his cloth in big closet, and never throw away even shirts he never wear any more, but yet he still keep buying new cloths and make sure he is in style.
He knows how to dress well even with a low budget.

He get bored easily with his favorite cloths , cologne.
He is very picky, so soap and his cologne even have to be in the same trend or same scent.
If you date this kind of guy, you might think you are dating 2 guys, you will have to guess his feeling and emotion. Is he doing thing because it is a duty, or is it because he wants to?
He change his mind as fast as he change a new pairs of shoes.

He can pick up a book and roughly read through and understand it's contents, so if you see a Gemini man who reads the whole book, then he must be influenced by other
Zodiac.
He hate to set fix schedule, and dislike a boring same routine job.
He could hardly be on time, and can only keep time if it is complete important and necessary.
He does not come late because he forgets, but because he always find other attractions along the way. He likes to act opposite to what he wants to do.

He is a very good speaker and make a very good politician.
He can easily persuade other people and well presented himself in public, a real charmer.
If he is a writer, he will write the best seller.
He always search for truth and constantly study himself.
He never satisfy about his fame, his reputation or money, because he thinks he deserved more.

He will keep searching even he is not sure what is his ultimate satisfaction.
Woman in love normally wants to feel secure and stable, but if you fall in love with this guy be prepare to be alone.
He will come to see you when he feels like it.
He won't even know how he spent his days everyday, so adjust yourself if you love him.
Dating him is like dating 2 guys, so today he can tell you how much he loves you, but tomorrow he might call you to cancel your date.

When he upsets, he could tell you he hate your dress, even it is the same dress he used to tell you make you look very sexy.
Do not ask him why he is that's way for he won't have any explanations too. When he is back to normal mood, he
will take you out again and forget what just happened.
You can not expect him to be the same person now, and forever.
His changes changes will depend on you, for better or for worst.

If you like to takerisk and dare for challenges, you will get along with him fine.
He keeps his emotional secretly as if hiding it, so you will not be able to see if he crazy in love with you, or does not give a damn at all, but be calm and patient.
He will never leave you if he thinks you are a puzzle, then he will spent times solving this puzzle.

How true is tat??? U tell mi..

Crapz..

it's been a long time since i did anything to tis blog...
and the saddest thing is tat not much pple posted their comments on my blog...
haiz~

holiday to mi is bloody boring.. getting sicker and sicker wif my life...
i'm getting nowhere.. my couple of gd frenz either working..
if not quarreling..
"there's no such thing as true frenz" was the quote given by one of them..
well... it's pretty true..

frenz~
Definition: pple whom make use of u and pple whom u make use of them..
true??
damn true..
if there's such thing as true frenz in tis shitty world.. den dere wont be terms like:
backstabbing,
betrayal,
unfaithfulness,
falseness,
etc.

the list never ends.. well.. many would disagree wif mi.. but tat's cos u haven experience it....
the dark side has not behold on u yet... be patient.. every1 gets to feel it...

of cos 4 those who will never get to enjoy tis "Privilege".. be glad...
and 4 those pple whom likes to hang themselves up high in the air...
my advice: "there higher u go.. the harder u fall"..

and 4 those who feel the same as mi....
GOD BLESS U!~
cos u can only live thru it...
and put on a BIG sarcastic simile...

of cos dere r oso some extremes cases..
where they r borne wif golden spoons in their mouth..
my advice: "enjoy it.. dun lose it"..

couple of my frenz including classmates... feel tat i'm an pessmist..
well.. it's true though...
cos i like to look at the darkest side of everything..
cos when u do tat..
u will appreciate the brightest side of it...
and not take them for granted..
how true is tat?? who cares..


"The greatest pain in life
is not to die, but to be ignored.
To lose the person you love so
much to another who doesn't care at all.
To have someone you care so about so much throw a party...
and not tell you about it.
When your favorite person on earth
neglects to invite you to his graduation.
To have people think that you don't care.
The greatest pain in life,
is not to die,
but to be forgotten.
To be left in the dust after another's great achievement.
To never get a call from a friend,
just saying "hi".
When you show someone your innermost thoughts and they laugh in your face.
For friends to always be too busy to console you when you need someone to lift your spirits.
When it seems like the only person who cares about you,
is you.
Life is full of pain,
but does it ever get better?
Will people ever care about each other,
and make time for those who are in need?
Each of us has a part to play
in this great show we call life.
Each of us has a duty to mankind
to tell our friends we love them.
If you do not care about your friends
you will not be punished.
You will simply be ignored...
forgotten...
as you have done to others."

tis quote was taken from a fren blog..
veri true... sums up everything...

for those who has finished reading to tis point...
"bullshit" ur comments...
stay happy..
at least to cover up my unhappiness...

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU~

Exams Fever!~

haiz~ exams starting soon... stress.. haven start revising yet.. damn sian.. no mood...
tis semester should be the worst... damn sick and stress.... proj jux finished den backstabbing is starting in my class...
class spirit?? no chance in my class..; juxbe glad tat they don stabbed u.. hahah///

jux don understand y our class like tat.... y???
for those who r in such class like me... all the best>

School life~~

School-life during our time....

1. You grew up watching He-man, MASK,Transformers, Silver hawk and Mickey Mouse.
Not to forget, Ninja turtles, My Little Pony and Smurfs too.

2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess
time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush
your teeth with a coloured mug.The teachers said you must brush each side 10
times too.

3. You know what SBC stands for.

4. You pay 40 cents for Chocolate or Strawberry MILK every week in class.

5. You watch a very popular Malay dubbed Japanese drama on RTM1 about

schoolgirls who possess powerful skills in volleyball called Meoro Attack.

6. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in Secondary school.

7. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and
the cushion is red. The big red bell gives a loud BEEEP! when pressed. There are
colourful tickets forTIBS buses.The conductor will check for tickets by using a
machine which punches a hole in the ticket.

8. Envelopes given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children's Day

9. You've probably read Young Generation magazine.You know who's Vinny the
little vampire and Acai the constable.

10. You were there when they first introduced MRT here. You went for the first
ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.

11. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50.

12. Gals are fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls.

13. You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.

14. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka(20 cents per pack),and Ding Dang(50
cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week not forgetting
the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is the diamond
on the ring.

15. You watched TV2(also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never
had enough cartoons for you.

16. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret
Seven are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you have read. Even
Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.

17. KFC used to be a high class restaurant that serve food in plates and let you
use metal forks and knives.

18. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and THE MOST EXTREME
WAS 'super white'...you just couldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien
relative.

19. Catching was the IN thing and twist as the magic word.

20. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was
smooth and yellow.

21. CDIS were your bestfriend.

22. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellised characters in
16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths.

23. Waterbottles were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere you go.

24. Boys loved to play soccer with small plastic balls in the basketball court.

25. Teng-teng, batu lesung, chapteh, hentam bola and zero point were all the
rage with the girls and boys too...

26. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important
plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fish.

27. Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John, eternalized in our minds from
the textbooks. Even Mr Wally & Mr. Yakki. What abt Miss Lala??? And Zaki and
Tini in Malay Textbooks?

28. We carry out experiments of our own to get ourself badges for being a Young
Zoologist/Botanist etc.

29. Every children's day and national day you either get pins or penswith
'HappyChildren's Day 1993' or dumbfiles with Happy National Day1994'.

30. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister
and brother.

31. We wear BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.

32. Your form teacher taught you maths,science and english.

33. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality.

34. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a
dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm
socks and shoes.

35. School dismissal time was normally around 1 pm.

36. There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.

37. Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or
more for pocket money everyday.

38. You see Wee Kim Wee's face in the school hall.

39. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and
hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl.

40. Boys like to catch fighting spiders.

41. Collecting and battling erasers was a pastime for boys

42. Autograph books were loaded with "Best Wishes", "Forget Me Not", and small
poems like "Bird fly high, hard to catch.Friend like you, hard to forget".

43. Class monitors and prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your
name ah!"

44. There were at least 40 people in one class.

45. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried.

50. You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing
called the timetable.

Long long time~~~~~

long time never post new blogs liao...
been very busy... for the past few wks...
stressing wit my projs...
den no pple post things on my site...
saddening..

stress man!! anyone got any advices 4 mi/?
getting sick...............
got 2 presentations to go...
somebody kill me......................

SADDist

Cheer Up MaN!!!

Question: There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !! Which Male pencil is responsible?

Answer: THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK, BYE".
She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.

3 Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
And I'm John not a Baptist...

The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.

GIRLFRIENDS are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.

MISTRESSES are Tomyams.. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.

WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!

Income Tax office asked a Prostitute.... why did you put your occupation as CHICKEN FARMER?
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

Examz Coming~~

haiz~~ jux receive the time-table... shack man...
proj haven finished... today jux went thru the demo
of the proj.. den the supervisor den "HELPFUL"... critise
like nobody biz... only noe how to pour cold blanket...
cannot try to help us get something better.... get paid for
easy $$... NYP LECTURERS SUX!
here wad's her said:

@ huh? hard code ar???
@ why ur design like tis??
@ huh? haven done the database?
@ huh? i tot i like tis....
@ so you only done tis???

Shut up man... all tis work are done aft sch..
everyday stay back to do.. den complain till my work like shit....
TRY DOING URSELF SUCKER!!

Sex education!!

ALL U GUYS COULD USE A LITTLE OF THIS......

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys,
and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered.

Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend.

This he did.
The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he started kissing and hugging her I figured 'Sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny.

He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would.

Except he's not as smart as the docotr because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.
I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.
About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch.
This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick -- a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow.

It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared -- her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that.

She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.
All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.

The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch.

I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.
Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel.

I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway.

He started hugging and kissing her again.

By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats -- they have nine lives or something.

This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

Dirty Jokes!

Subject to M-18

(1)
Question: Why is the '69' position also called the 'smokers position?'
Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.
Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive rather than blood donation?
Answer: Because it's HANDMADE!!

(2)
Man 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and say '1st gear, 2nd gear...'"
Man 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my bird inside her and say 'Full tank please'."

(3)
Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble!

(4)
Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer : It's Vagina Inn because it can only accommodate 1 standing occupant who must leave his 2 baggages outside!

(5)
Two prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".
Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!
Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!

(6)
A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got off the
hospital bed, slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to do
it doggy style!"

(7)
A man went to the chemist to buy Viagra.
The Chemist said that it would be useless. The man said, "I am 70, sex is
out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes."

(8)
"Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this?"
"The truth is that she has a big mouth!"

(9)
Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay, I will turn you into a sanitary pad."

(10)
Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb."
"No, momma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured
me of that illness that I used to have every month!"

How was it??

Man Utd 5 - 0 Panathinaikos

watched it tis morning... the result doesn't speak much abt the match..
it was no beauitful football... boring.... nistelrooy din score... he seemed hungary
for goals... tat desperate look of his...
for the matter of fact... i tink ferguson should retire.!!! he sux!! he may be a good
trophy winner... but tactical wise... and human relationships wit his players.. he suxz!!
i dun understand y he din one to play Ronaldo when Red devils is leading 4-0 at half time..
wad was he tinking.>???
hope tat he would jux retire soon...

ECPJ!!

today stayed back to do the ecpj... done a bit..
sian.. now lab closing... still got pretty much to do..
dunno when den can finished.. got lotsa things to do..
when den can break>>???
haiz~
so sian...
dunno wad i'm typing liao.... ~~

Sian~

today come back sch do the ecpj... done a little bit..
haven done much... still got lots of stuff not yet done..
stress man... haiz~ all the best for those doing the ECPJ~

Damn it~~

yst jux change my blogger skin.. today came back to sch den realise the codings all gone...
shit man.. den now got to change back to my original... so sick... can someone tell me y???
den yst.. forgot to take my zip disk.. left it in sch.. today go back sch find... guess wad??
its still dere... so heng!! muz go buy 4D... den noe doing ecpj... got no mood to do... so sian..
done a little bit... guess tis semester is not gonna do well.. haiz~
CAn ANYONE GIVE ME SOME MOTIVATION???

ECPJ~

later will be having finance e-test.. damn lame.. proj got test wan??? wad the f**k...
haiz~ now got to worry abt E-commerce proj... sian... got to do so much things..
who says poly life is slacker life? i would argue wit him till my lungs can't take it anymore..
but luckily i chose poly over JC.. they r having prelims now... lucky me.. but still got projs...
life is jux a piece of shit...

dunno when den can enjoy life... damn sian.. worry projs.. worry exams... worry BGR...
damn sian...

Finance Proj finally done.

rushin for the last 3 days..
finally it all over...
got different results from others though...
heck care..
juz finished it and tat's it...
for those still doing...
good luck...

Dream Car~

holiday != Fun;

it used to be that holiday == fun,
but now no such thing,
those lecturers r enjoying their off day,
but we r stressed up with the work dat they give,
walao.....
then they r so stupid that we have nuthin for week11,
no ICA no nothing..............
why???? they want us to werk during holiday and slag during lesson time.........
are they Nuts???

i guess they are!!!!!!!!!!!

holiday~~~

tml is the start of my term break...
but got 2 projs to be done..
today is my 5th day on my biz law proj..
guess wad..
its not yet done..
members din turn up in sch..
info not up to par..
how to do??>
den the other 2 projs still doing wit the same members..
of course.. not all r shittty...
but...
haiz~
forget it..
wad to do?? stress........
any suggestions to brighten me???

sad.guy~

sour holiday... shitty occassion....

woooooiiii... i dun noe wad have happend to the shcool directors and lecturers.... can't they think dat we want to enjoy our holiday..... i think they need to get a life man........... its serious why cant they let us go for even 1 week...... we oso need to freshen up to face the 2nd term rite...... i guess many of us will start to fall sick earlier than week 15 dis sem...........

holiday == STRESS

haiz~
today is my 4th day staying in sch to do proj for tis wk..
look at the time now..
proj still haven done..
den biz com.. fiance projs all closing due date...
haiZ~
dunno why so suay..
alys proj i do most of the work..
my grp members complainin they had hard time doing research..
haha..
wad abt me??
am i not stress?
the whole webpage done by me....
only info members provide..
life is so unfair...
but wad to do..
complaint oso no use..
who cares?
haiZ~~
next wk holiday liao..
but dun tink i'll enjoy it much..
got to do projs and prepare for tests...
stress projs and tests..
come to tink abt it..
it has been 10yrs of sch..
none of the year seems enjoyable...
so sian..
may all those who feel like me...
stay positive...
it's tough though...
hiaz~

NYP sux!

NYP sux....
give so much projs.. den somemore grpwork...
steady man... den most modules no lect... like tat i oso can be lect...
easy $$...
shit them...
sch sux///
damn sian..
sian to the extreme!

Projects Projects!!!

STRESS~~
nothing but projs... team members give me cut and paste stuff...
damn good.... today sch off.. still need to work on it... den info like shit...
how to do???
stupid man... they tink i god ar?? can do everything..
haiz~~
shit man...

Walao.....

Oyyy.... The project really can kill eh..... and my groupmate ah..... puuhhh... some very good one give a lot of information but haiya only little bit that is really usefull...... then the others ah.... give bit then very little of it that can be use.... walao..... must find by myself ah..... SHITTY siah......

Biz Environments sux!

haiz~~
now time 8:45pm.. still in sch doing biz e.. den info given so long..
summarized till sian...
den haven finished somemore...
sian man..
project sux...

yuhooooo~~~

y so quiet??
sign up as members when i invite u kay>>??
help me spam tis link...
thankss....

YeAh MaN!!!

U are Damn Right Man!!!!
I cannot go back To Indonesia and enjoy holiday with my Family......
Finance, Biz Comm and ECPJ project..... sian men!!!!

Holiday coming..

wad upz? holiday coming liao.. but cannot enjoy..
got 2 projects submission and 1 test aft holiday..
den grp member "very" co-operative...
haiz~

12 hours in sch..

sian bo...
todae go sch from 10am till 2pm..
but i stay till 9pm..
do nothing but teachin pple..
stay in lab do shit...
den i discover tis shit.
and i downloaded the gameboy..
played them..
damn stupid...
den tis blogger cannot post pics...
lousy man..
going home soon..
dinner cold liao..
sian...

(Jericho's note: tis guy is damn sian.. i can see..)

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