Tuesday, July 27, 2004

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A love story....
 
Message: Peter and Tina are sitting in the park doing nothing, but just gazing into the sky, while all their friends are having fun with their beloved half.
 
Tina: I'm so bored. Just wish I have a boyfriend now to spend time with.
 
Peter: I guess we're the only leftovers. We're the only person who isn't with a date now. (both sigh n silence for a while)
 
Tina: I think I have a good idea. Lets play a game
 
Peter: Eh? What game?
 
Tina: Eem..It's quite simple. You be my boyfriend for 100 days and I'll be your girlfriend for 100 days. what do you think?
 
Peter: Oookay..Anyway I don't have any plan for the next few months.
 
Tina: You sound like you aren't looking forward to it at all. Cheer up. Today will be our first day and our first date. Where should we go?
 
Peter: What about a movie? I heard that there is a really great movie in theater now.
 
Tina: Seems like I don't have any better idea than this. Lets move. (went to watch their movies and sent each other home)
 
Day 2: Peter and Tina went to a concert together, and Peter bought Tina a keychain with a star.
 
Day 3: They went shopping together for a friend's birthday present. Share an ice-cream together and hugged each other for the first time.
 
Day 7: Peter drove Tina up onto a mountain and they watch the sunset together. When the night came and the moon glowed, they said sat on the grass gazing at the stars together. A meteor passed by. Tina mumbled something.
 
Day 25: Spend time at a themepark and got onto rollercoasters, and ate hotdogs and cotton candy. Peter and Tina got in the haunted house and Tina grabbed someone's hand instead of Peter's hand by accident. They laughed together for a while.
 
Day 67: They drove pass a circus and decided to get in to watch the show. The midget asked Tina to play a part as his assistant in the magic show. Went around to see other entertainments around after the show. Came to a fortune teller and she just said "Treasure every moment from now on" and a tear rolled down the fortune teller's cheek.
 
Day 84: Tina suggested that they go to the beach. The beach wasn't so crowded that day. They have their first kiss with each other just as the sun is setting.
 
Day 99: They decided to have a simple day and is deciding to have a walk around the city. They sits down onto a bench.
 
1:23 pm Tina: I'm thirsty. Lets rest for a while first.
 
Peter: Wait here while I go buy some drinks. What would you like?
 
Tina: Eem...Apple juice will be just fine.
 
1:43 pm Tina waiting for about 20 minutes and Peter havent return. Then someone walked up to her.
 
Stranger: Is your name Tina? Tina: Yes, and may I help you?
 
Stranger: Justnow down there on the street a drunk driver has crashed into a guy. I think its your friend.
 
Tina ran over to the spot with the stranger and sees Peter lying on the floor with blood over his face and her apple juice still in his hands.
 
The ambulance came and she went to the hospital with Peter. Tina sat outside the emergency room for five and a half hours. The doctor came out, and he sigh.
 
11:51 pm Doctor: I'm sorry, but we did the best we could. He is still breathing now but God would take him away from us very soon.
 
We found this letter inside his pocket. The doctor hands over the letter to Tina and she goes into the room to see Peter. He look weak but peaceful.
 
Tina read the letter and then she burst into tears. Here is what the letter said.
 
"Tina, our 100 days is almost over. I had fun with you during all these days. Although you may be greedy sometimes and less thoughtful, but these all brought happiness into my life. I have realize that you are a really cute girl and blamed myself for never taken the time to knowing that. I have nothing much to ask for, but I just wish that we can extend the day. I want to be your boyfriend forever and wish that you can be beside me all the time. Tina, I love you."
 
11:58 Tina: (sobbing) Peter. Did you know what was the wish I made on the night there was a meteor. I asked God to let us last forever. We were suppose to last 100 days so Peter! You can't leave me! I LOVE YOU, but can you come back to me now? I love you Peter. I LOVE YOU. As the clock struck twelve, Peter's heart stopped beating. It was 100 days.
 
NOTE* Tell the guy or girl that you love them before its too late. You never know whats going to happen tomorrow. You never know who will be leaving you and never return
 

Friday, July 09, 2004

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A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. I

n the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this."

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"

And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.

"Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air.

My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.

No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value.

It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.

We feel as though we are worthless.

But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.

The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know,
but by WHO WE ARE.

You are special - Don't EVER forget it."

If you do not pass this on, you may never know the lives it touches, the hurting hearts it speaks to, or the hope that it can bring.

Count your blessings, not your problems.

And remember:
Amateurs built the ark ... professionals built the Titanic.

If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.


Friday, July 02, 2004

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Time for Jokes.

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Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love

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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

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Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog"
is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Manager : Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I
don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact, I'm
just the right person in this case.
You see, I won't be of much help anyway!

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Dad : "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid?
Go and say sorry to her."
Son :(goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry
you are stupid.

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Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote
such masterpieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either
a 2B or not 2B."
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"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have
any brothers or sisters who will be coming to
school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
What did she say when u told her u are the
only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

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Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly
didn't miss it!"

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the
difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan,"
said the teacher. "
'unlawful' is when u do something the law
doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

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Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes
work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you
like.

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Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"

Thursday, July 01, 2004

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everything's moving too fast..

haven blog for quite some time..
its been few months ald..
since den i had started to noe tt the world is not tt simple as it seems..
pple.. life.. everything.. perspectives..
many things have change..
well at least i dun tink i'll feel the same to things i used to tink naively..

since den..
many things has been moving fast.. too fast in fact..
i'm currently in my 6th wk of my FYP.. i'm left wit 6wks more to go..
aft tt its gonna to be IPP.. time is really moving too fast..
pple come and go..
time went and nv came back..

i dunno if u guys reading tis hav any emotions attached when u all are reading tis..
but there's 1 thing sure aft u read it..
it's abt time to sit down and tink abt wad
u are gg to plan for ur coming semester..
wad's is gg to lies ahead of u?

time waits for no1.. and no1 can stop it..
juz hope u guys will find some time to reflect the past few months..
the things tt happened.. the pple u met.. the lifestyle u went thru..
cherish them... its not easy to hav the same moments u had again..

and lastly hope every1 stays happy.. till then........

 

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