haiz~ exams starting soon... stress.. haven start revising yet.. damn sian.. no mood...
tis semester should be the worst... damn sick and stress.... proj jux finished den backstabbing is starting in my class...
class spirit?? no chance in my class..; juxbe glad tat they don stabbed u.. hahah///
jux don understand y our class like tat.... y???
for those who r in such class like me... all the best>
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Monday, October 20, 2003
School life~~
School-life during our time....
1. You grew up watching He-man, MASK,Transformers, Silver hawk and Mickey Mouse.
Not to forget, Ninja turtles, My Little Pony and Smurfs too.
2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess
time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush
your teeth with a coloured mug.The teachers said you must brush each side 10
times too.
3. You know what SBC stands for.
4. You pay 40 cents for Chocolate or Strawberry MILK every week in class.
5. You watch a very popular Malay dubbed Japanese drama on RTM1 about
schoolgirls who possess powerful skills in volleyball called Meoro Attack.
6. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in Secondary school.
7. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and
the cushion is red. The big red bell gives a loud BEEEP! when pressed. There are
colourful tickets forTIBS buses.The conductor will check for tickets by using a
machine which punches a hole in the ticket.
8. Envelopes given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children's Day
9. You've probably read Young Generation magazine.You know who's Vinny the
little vampire and Acai the constable.
10. You were there when they first introduced MRT here. You went for the first
ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.
11. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50.
12. Gals are fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls.
13. You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.
14. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka(20 cents per pack),and Ding Dang(50
cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week not forgetting
the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is the diamond
on the ring.
15. You watched TV2(also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never
had enough cartoons for you.
16. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret
Seven are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you have read. Even
Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.
17. KFC used to be a high class restaurant that serve food in plates and let you
use metal forks and knives.
18. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and THE MOST EXTREME
WAS 'super white'...you just couldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien
relative.
19. Catching was the IN thing and twist as the magic word.
20. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was
smooth and yellow.
21. CDIS were your bestfriend.
22. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellised characters in
16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths.
23. Waterbottles were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere you go.
24. Boys loved to play soccer with small plastic balls in the basketball court.
25. Teng-teng, batu lesung, chapteh, hentam bola and zero point were all the
rage with the girls and boys too...
26. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important
plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fish.
27. Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John, eternalized in our minds from
the textbooks. Even Mr Wally & Mr. Yakki. What abt Miss Lala??? And Zaki and
Tini in Malay Textbooks?
28. We carry out experiments of our own to get ourself badges for being a Young
Zoologist/Botanist etc.
29. Every children's day and national day you either get pins or penswith
'HappyChildren's Day 1993' or dumbfiles with Happy National Day1994'.
30. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister
and brother.
31. We wear BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.
32. Your form teacher taught you maths,science and english.
33. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality.
34. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a
dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm
socks and shoes.
35. School dismissal time was normally around 1 pm.
36. There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.
37. Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or
more for pocket money everyday.
38. You see Wee Kim Wee's face in the school hall.
39. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and
hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl.
40. Boys like to catch fighting spiders.
41. Collecting and battling erasers was a pastime for boys
42. Autograph books were loaded with "Best Wishes", "Forget Me Not", and small
poems like "Bird fly high, hard to catch.Friend like you, hard to forget".
43. Class monitors and prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your
name ah!"
44. There were at least 40 people in one class.
45. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried.
50. You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing
called the timetable.
1. You grew up watching He-man, MASK,Transformers, Silver hawk and Mickey Mouse.
Not to forget, Ninja turtles, My Little Pony and Smurfs too.
2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess
time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush
your teeth with a coloured mug.The teachers said you must brush each side 10
times too.
3. You know what SBC stands for.
4. You pay 40 cents for Chocolate or Strawberry MILK every week in class.
5. You watch a very popular Malay dubbed Japanese drama on RTM1 about
schoolgirls who possess powerful skills in volleyball called Meoro Attack.
6. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in Secondary school.
7. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and
the cushion is red. The big red bell gives a loud BEEEP! when pressed. There are
colourful tickets forTIBS buses.The conductor will check for tickets by using a
machine which punches a hole in the ticket.
8. Envelopes given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children's Day
9. You've probably read Young Generation magazine.You know who's Vinny the
little vampire and Acai the constable.
10. You were there when they first introduced MRT here. You went for the first
ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.
11. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50.
12. Gals are fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls.
13. You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.
14. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka(20 cents per pack),and Ding Dang(50
cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week not forgetting
the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is the diamond
on the ring.
15. You watched TV2(also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never
had enough cartoons for you.
16. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret
Seven are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you have read. Even
Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.
17. KFC used to be a high class restaurant that serve food in plates and let you
use metal forks and knives.
18. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and THE MOST EXTREME
WAS 'super white'...you just couldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien
relative.
19. Catching was the IN thing and twist as the magic word.
20. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was
smooth and yellow.
21. CDIS were your bestfriend.
22. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellised characters in
16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths.
23. Waterbottles were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere you go.
24. Boys loved to play soccer with small plastic balls in the basketball court.
25. Teng-teng, batu lesung, chapteh, hentam bola and zero point were all the
rage with the girls and boys too...
26. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important
plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fish.
27. Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John, eternalized in our minds from
the textbooks. Even Mr Wally & Mr. Yakki. What abt Miss Lala??? And Zaki and
Tini in Malay Textbooks?
28. We carry out experiments of our own to get ourself badges for being a Young
Zoologist/Botanist etc.
29. Every children's day and national day you either get pins or penswith
'HappyChildren's Day 1993' or dumbfiles with Happy National Day1994'.
30. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister
and brother.
31. We wear BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.
32. Your form teacher taught you maths,science and english.
33. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality.
34. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a
dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm
socks and shoes.
35. School dismissal time was normally around 1 pm.
36. There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.
37. Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or
more for pocket money everyday.
38. You see Wee Kim Wee's face in the school hall.
39. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and
hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl.
40. Boys like to catch fighting spiders.
41. Collecting and battling erasers was a pastime for boys
42. Autograph books were loaded with "Best Wishes", "Forget Me Not", and small
poems like "Bird fly high, hard to catch.Friend like you, hard to forget".
43. Class monitors and prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your
name ah!"
44. There were at least 40 people in one class.
45. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried.
50. You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing
called the timetable.
Saturday, October 18, 2003
Long long time~~~~~
long time never post new blogs liao...
been very busy... for the past few wks...
stressing wit my projs...
den no pple post things on my site...
saddening..
stress man!! anyone got any advices 4 mi/?
getting sick...............
got 2 presentations to go...
somebody kill me......................
SADDist
been very busy... for the past few wks...
stressing wit my projs...
den no pple post things on my site...
saddening..
stress man!! anyone got any advices 4 mi/?
getting sick...............
got 2 presentations to go...
somebody kill me......................
SADDist
Friday, October 10, 2003
Cheer Up MaN!!!
Question: There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !! Which Male pencil is responsible?
Answer: THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK, BYE".
She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
3 Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
And I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.
GIRLFRIENDS are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
MISTRESSES are Tomyams.. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!
Income Tax office asked a Prostitute.... why did you put your occupation as CHICKEN FARMER?
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
The Female pencil got pregnant !! Which Male pencil is responsible?
Answer: THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! "YES".. OK, BYE".
She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
3 Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a saint.
I'm Paul not a POPE.
And I'm John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.
GIRLFRIENDS are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
MISTRESSES are Tomyams.. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!
Income Tax office asked a Prostitute.... why did you put your occupation as CHICKEN FARMER?
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
Wednesday, October 01, 2003
Examz Coming~~
haiz~~ jux receive the time-table... shack man...
proj haven finished... today jux went thru the demo
of the proj.. den the supervisor den "HELPFUL"... critise
like nobody biz... only noe how to pour cold blanket...
cannot try to help us get something better.... get paid for
easy $$... NYP LECTURERS SUX!
here wad's her said:
@ huh? hard code ar???
@ why ur design like tis??
@ huh? haven done the database?
@ huh? i tot i like tis....
@ so you only done tis???
Shut up man... all tis work are done aft sch..
everyday stay back to do.. den complain till my work like shit....
TRY DOING URSELF SUCKER!!
proj haven finished... today jux went thru the demo
of the proj.. den the supervisor den "HELPFUL"... critise
like nobody biz... only noe how to pour cold blanket...
cannot try to help us get something better.... get paid for
easy $$... NYP LECTURERS SUX!
here wad's her said:
@ huh? hard code ar???
@ why ur design like tis??
@ huh? haven done the database?
@ huh? i tot i like tis....
@ so you only done tis???
Shut up man... all tis work are done aft sch..
everyday stay back to do.. den complain till my work like shit....
TRY DOING URSELF SUCKER!!
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